| Closed Captioning for the Reading-My-Handwriting Impared |
| Box 1 |
| Deb: | I hear Jason-D fixed the bug in his wishing machine. |
| JF: | I guess, but what's the point? |
| Box 2 |
| Deb: | What do you mean? |
| Box 3 |
| JF: | It just sits around wishing for things that are either improbable or down right impossible. |
| Box 4 |
| JF: | It doesn't do any work at All! |
| Box 5 |
| JF: | I mean, where is something like that ever going to be useful? |
| Box 6 |
| Jason D: | Hey!
Great news guys! |
| Box 7 |
| Jason D: | My wishing machine just became the presidential candidate for an independent party! |
| Box 8 |
| Wishing Machine: | I wish I actually stood a chance! |
| Crowd: | YAY! |
| Sign: | Wishing Machine 4 President |
| Button: | WM4P |
